Greetings. It is an honor to join you, as it is to join the Purple Church. This is where I feel like I belong.
* Plague Lord pulls out a jab saw and points it at the camera
And I know that this beautiful blade I have will be used to carve the faces of my opponents at Popular Demand. Go ahead, bring on the lawsuits. Take it to the promotors that we traumatized you. I don't care. I want to leave a mangled mess of Nobi and TJ. I don't care about your stupid sport of "wrestling" and what qualifies or not. I want to hurt people. You get in my way, I will gut you too. I will make you eat your own flesh and make your children watch. Now, get back to your dumb fucking subreddits. It's only a matter of time before I come after you, too. This is not just a promo. This is a threat.